Smegalomaniac

An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.

Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT June 9, 2011

Megalodonna

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.

Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 27, 2014

Megalodong

A gigantic huge dick

I here she likes Megalodongs

by KatoArin October 10, 2022

Megalodon

A huge, extreme or excellent Mafia boss.

Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.

"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."

She was both terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.

"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."

The FBI finally managed to lock up the Megalodon... on TAX evasion.

by Paulhully August 12, 2018

Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

Smegmalodon

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

by Geophphphph April 10, 2021

Megalodongus

A big fucking penis

Does Mark have Big Dick Energy? - Katie
Not just that, he has a nine incher megalodongus - Megan
Fuck - Katie

by Chemistryboy404 September 14, 2019