smeegis

1. a irregular occurrence that we have no word for

2. smeegis can be used in place of any noun, adjective, verb, or adverb if you are too lazy or cannot think of the specific word(s) at the moment

3. something to say while sneezing

4. replacement of a swear word

*note! smeegis is generally pronounced with a soft "g" (sounds like a "j" unless referring to a male or female word. female=soft g (sounds like j)
male=hard g

1. dude that was such a smeegis! did you just smeegis?!

2. dude I smeegissed my smeegis off at that party! (I danced my ass off at that party; I'm going to go brush my smeegisses (I'm going to go brush my teeth

3. instead of "achoo!" say "smeegis!"

4. what the smeegis?! (s)he is such a smeegis!

by smeegis! March 30, 2009

smeegism

a religion of getting pwned

Wow check out this noob i pwned..he totally practises smeegism

by nubtastic February 18, 2008

smeeger

A smelly black person.

Your starting to smell like a smeeger.

by IHN September 12, 2013

Smeegled

To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...

Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck

Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.

by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016

Smeggie

The male equivalent of Roastie. A man who doesn't take care of his dickie (or has poor hygiene in general) and is overall unattractive.

"WEE WOO WEE WOO SMEGGIE ALERT CODE RED SMEGGIE ALERT"

by dajicianoverlord October 17, 2016

smegle my smeegle

blow job

man she hasnt smegle my smeegle yet

girl can you please smegle my smeegle

by naaldiicaia July 11, 2010

Smegiest

Somebody who is very annoying and usually comes from australia, they like maths and cricket and have stupid names like McIntyre

I don't teach idiots and you're an idiot thats a quote from the smegiest of smegstians

by a annoyed student August 9, 2009