smamered

Half way between smashed and hammered.

"Oh man I was so smamered last night that was bitchin crunk juice"

by Lynnnnnn January 18, 2008

smammered

a term that refers to being completely fucked up, dont know where you are, and or high.

"i was completely smammered last weekend"

"lets go get smammered!"

by TheDaggerBitch October 4, 2011

Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

Smammered

To be totally drunk or high off your ass. Combination of "Smashed" and "Hammered". It covers all types of inebriation.

I MADE this word!

The last time I did those shots I got so smammered I was on top of the bar with my shirt off.

by Mandipants June 11, 2006