Small Penis

A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".
Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."
by Prince Myst December 20, 2007
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A male whose pubic hairs are longer than his penis
Dru's penis is under one inch so you could say that he has a very small penis or that he needs to trim his pubs
by Kagome_1274 July 28, 2006
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A 2 inch penis that doesn't even qualify as a penis. It ejaculates in 30 seconds because it's a short trip for the semen.
Vinny had a small penis?

My 8 year old brother had one jsut like it

That Small. Pathetic? Was the Sex good?

Never go to it. He blew his load all over his boxers before we even began.
by Jesse Saline June 13, 2003
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manhood which is more boyhood, can be owned by any colour man, it aint a white ting - read Franz Fanon who dispels that myth.
Hey you Ja Rule-lovin bitch how come you've got such a small penis?
by The gifted1. June 13, 2003
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Term used to describe anyone who is of an enviable lifestyle, yet dosen't seem to desrve it. Used by jealous people who are somewhere around the average.
That guy only bought a ferrari coz he gots a small penis.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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Rappers tend to be blighted by this affliction. It tends to make the victims overcompensate and behave like macho jerks in order to deflect attention away from the fact the have a microscopic willy. The disease may be cured by pretending to be a feminist.
I AM A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS, SO SUE ME.
by Frank Rocks May 30, 2016
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Small Penis

What You Have.
by el ohssa June 21, 2017
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