smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Smackball

Something that is so utterly good that it is, as the kids say "smacking." The "ball" portion of the word denotes the presence of an object or person in which it "smacks."

Kyle: "Yo did you try that Kush Mints yet? I had to buy more it was so good, that shit is Smackball on god"

by 2G Quigg November 13, 2021

smackback

When you are boning your smoking hot girlfriend doggie or in any kind of style from behind and she smacks her arse back onto your phallus in sync with your mighty thrusts, which in turn creates a satisfying slapping sound.

Lexi gave me a good smackback last night.

by gabeisaac December 5, 2016

smackage

To slap, smack, or molest another indivdual, not PUNCH.

after beating down someone in Halo, you yell, "You got smackaged!"

by Robert Nickell October 23, 2005

smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Smackassins

Assassins that don't kill but instead run around and smack the sense into people.

I really need to sic smackassins on that moron.

by alwayshuntress March 18, 2019

Smackbanger

A very physically attractive person.

"Damn, did you see the milk-wagons on that broad! She's a real Smackbanger!"

by BuzzMcCallahan June 16, 2023