A mythical creature living in forests and coffee bars. They are often confused with leprechauns because of their strong physical resemblance, but confusing them would be a dire mistake.
Slurvies are known for their bad temper. You would never see a happy or even slightly pleased one. Smiling, or laughing aren't in their vernacular and they're more likely to bite you or smack you than...anything else, to be honest.
Scholars who've studied Slurvies have but one suggestions for you: "STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY!".
Slurvies are known for their bad temper. You would never see a happy or even slightly pleased one. Smiling, or laughing aren't in their vernacular and they're more likely to bite you or smack you than...anything else, to be honest.
Scholars who've studied Slurvies have but one suggestions for you: "STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY!".
- So did you brake up with Kate last night? How did she take it?
- She got slurvie mad. Look at these teethmarks on my chest and here, where I'm bleeding like crazy, is where she bashed me over the head with her curling iron.
- She got slurvie mad. Look at these teethmarks on my chest and here, where I'm bleeding like crazy, is where she bashed me over the head with her curling iron.
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The act of weaving, slurring, and swaying all at the same time, usually due to general inebriation. Can be on two legs, or behind the wheel of a large automobile.
by RBRaleigh April 22, 2010
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Drunk Guy- Heeey Slluuutt i-i-im drlunks wunnaa fluck?
Sober Slut- What?
Drunk Guy- loook herrr iimm drlunks snuck ma paanis
Sober Slut- Are you speaking Slurvanian?
Sober Slut- I'm not sure what your saying but 20$ sucky sucky
Sober Slut- What?
Drunk Guy- loook herrr iimm drlunks snuck ma paanis
Sober Slut- Are you speaking Slurvanian?
Sober Slut- I'm not sure what your saying but 20$ sucky sucky
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