Slurpie

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.

Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤

by Oofmad November 11, 2018

Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009

slurpie

The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.

I went and got a 1.18 Litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. It was the bomb-sauce!

by Will Jackson June 3, 2004

Slurpie

When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.

Dude I had a really good pussy slurpie last night

by nalan April 4, 2015

slurpie

The greatest beverage you can ever purchase. Go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy... ect). You fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?

Fuck big gulps I want a slurpie.

by 8Ocho8 April 9, 2007

slurpie

pussy juice

i sucked her slurpie

by trentmasta May 25, 2003