slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

sturdable

When a person who doesn't speak very good English is looking for a new couch.

Sturdy+Durable= Sturdable

"This couch need be more Sturdable"

by melonhead27 April 12, 2015

suppable

Suppable is a term used to describe a girl you find attractive; attractive enough such that you might want to get with this person.

Its main use is for describing a female who is worthy of a male to stop everything else he is doing so he can greet her with a simple, "Sup."

Steven saw a cute chick pass by and said,"Sup."
Allen, his friend, comments, "Yeah, she's suppable."

by Makola May 19, 2010

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

Slurplemuff

The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.

YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.

by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020

slutable

Having the appeal of a slut or being extremely desirable.

Amandine, Anna-Marie and Hanna are completely slutable when they put on those high heels.

Those chocolate cookies are so slutable right now.

by eemergency May 25, 2015

Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013