Slurple

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.

Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.

by !david clarke! December 28, 2008

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Man my girl gave me some good slurdledurdle last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

Surali

noun. The goddess of venereal disease and sexual dysfunction.

My herpes is flaring up again, right when I have a hot date. Surali must have cursed me.

by GalacticAria January 30, 2022

slutalicious

(adj) 1. Word used to describe slutty behavior. 2. Deliciously or devilishly slutty; could most definitely be used against someone during gossip.

"She was making out with her ex-boyfriend last night, and her current boyfriend was sitting right there!"

"Well, isn't that just slutalicious."

by Eliza. October 16, 2008

Slurage

Slurage: The act of grammatical laziness causing one to inconsistently add and/or subtract letters from a word creating a sometimes more efficient figure of speech. In the construction of a Slurage one will find the possibilities to be as endless, dangerous, amusing, witty, ugly, random, and will come to realize that the benefits of their Slurage to mankind are not only minimal but are as non-existent as the leprechaun in Alabama.

EX: A worthless potato may choose to mash the words those and were together giving water birth to the new slurage - Twer.

Bruce Springsteen Slurage: "Twer the glory days."

Bryan Adams Summer of '69 Slurage: "Twer the best days of my life."

Hillbilly pip-squeak slurage: "Twer mine!!!"

by Bildog October 12, 2011

slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Slurkley

The act where after you’ve came into your partners vagina, they queef your load back onto your chest

“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably

by Oh boi, well August 4, 2022