Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

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The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.

Joey was so trashed last Friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a Slumpkin, passed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own shit.

by brownnoser October 29, 2014

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Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

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by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012

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When a young male lowers his standards for casual sexual encounters. "Slut humping."

"I feel like there are no interesting girls here.... I think I'm going to end up slumping again for my birthday."

by ogmarshall January 13, 2009

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Getting drunk, faded, etc for 12 or more hours straight.

Example : Started drinking at 5 pm..still going strong at five in the morning.

1) Tom, Dick, and Harry been going hard all night, and by the time the afternoon comes around. . They be straight slumpin'.

2) "These bitches obviously been slumpin' for the days , cuz they be blowing up my phone!"

by boshanky August 23, 2014

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