Slumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while they are slumped over taking a poop

Last night I got a slumpkin, shit was weird.

by Jhouse406 December 27, 2022

Slumpkin

The next level of a blumpkin. the act of getting a blumpkin whilst going down a water slide

"ive done the impossible, i got a Slumpkin from Jenna the other day at the waterpark"

by DinkleSmurf June 24, 2024

Slumpkin

A bitch falls in the toilet ass first, legs straight up, now she’s in the shape of a V. The guy then proceeds to sit on the toilet backwards and receives fellatio while taking a dump on her chest

I walked in the bathroom and caught my mom giving my dad a slumpkin

by YoloWhite May 10, 2025

slumpin

Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.

Nigga was playin Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.

by Whodat May 13, 2005

Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010