Slump

Going long periods of time without receiving any action from the opposite sex. It commonly begins after having a slumpstarter after you are on a hot streak and commonly ends with a slumpbuster, which should change your luck around.

I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.

by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

Slump

To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.

Man: Yesterday when I was on the toilet I was slumping very hard at a picture of Frankenberries.

by Slumper1234 July 3, 2011

Slump

Ugly or wack.

Yo that teacher was mad slump (wack) today.

by Murdab January 11, 2010

Slump

Sleepy

"Bruh, I think imma go to bed. I'm so fucking slump."

by Punchingpags4 June 10, 2017

Slump

A small albino giraffe the is stuck on an island and is really sad.... because he is stuck.

Man! I saw a slump today, and it was really sad!

by I'mSmartYouCanTrustMe October 10, 2011

Slump

Adjective describing ones clothing. Means clothing that is comfortable. Clothes that are slump can be anything comfortable but are usually loose and baggy, sometimes referred to as stoner clothes. Only girls use the term slump because they post it on Facebook to show people they don't always dress like a slut. Normal people don't need to tell others they're dressed "slump" because it's basically telling people "hey I'm dressed casually today, isn't that great!?" no it's not. Dressing slump is comfortable and nothing is wrong with it, but showing off being dressed slump is stupid, generally people should avoid using this term unless you want to be looked down upon.

Matt-"yo John, you dressed pretty slump"
John-"dude I always dress like this, it's comfortable. Don't use that word, it's gay."

Matt-"hey Ariana, you're not dressed like a slut today!"
Ariana-"I know I'm soo slump, I like being comfortable over looking slutty, unlike those other bitches."
Matt-"shut the fuck bitch."

by TheGoodS December 30, 2011

Slump

A person who believes he is Jesus Christ at video games but most often he is referred to the anti-Christ

hey stop slumping our gear sets, we really need them!
how the fuck did you slump the mana already, it hasn't even been 15 minutes?

by cocksucker420blazeit January 18, 2019