slowboatism

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.

"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extremely slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).

"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."

by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018

Slowvak

Slowvak is described as the act of taking your cousin on a date and having sexual intercourse with them.

Hey bro, how was your weekend? It was awesome, my cousin Sherri came over for dinner, ended the night with a Slowvak.

by PuffDaddy457 June 14, 2018

SlowPowerHoeing

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude

"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING

by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010

slowboogie

I'm cooling, taking it easy.

What's up cuzzzz? SLOWBOOGIE.

by SLOWBOOGIE 221 January 16, 2017

Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.

Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010