Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

nigger snowman

Term from "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee; a dirt snowman.

"Jem I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman before "

by Big moist December 16, 2015

snowman

a word used in reference to a coke dealer that you do not personally know

"So who's this snowman, is his shit good??"

by BeauDerek April 12, 2003

Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

snowman sex

A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.

Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.

by Well, shit. December 23, 2017

Frosty The Snowman

A game, where you get 4 of your friends, mostly guys, or girls who can squirt, where you all jack off into a hat(top hat is preferable), and the last person to cum, or the person who can't cum into the hat has to wear the hat in resembling a melting snow man.

Me and the guys played Frosty The Snowman last night, it wasn't fun.

by Tuxedo Ray April 7, 2013