slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

by nebbul November 9, 2016

Slowmensia

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

by yr7soccer May 11, 2018

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

slowe

(Verb) The extension of the pinky finger while grasping or holding an object. Often refered to as being a feminine or gay grasp.

Look at that kid slowin' it.

by Dan April 1, 2005

slowie

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

by CadillacZach May 25, 2005

slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005