Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

slutsicle

A slut who wears so little clothing that she constantly complains about being cold

Girl1: OMG its sooooo cold outside
Girl2: Stop being such a slutsicle and put some clothes on. Its may.

by MHHizzle February 15, 2013

shitsicle

when you put frozen shit on a stick and dip it in fudge then give it to an unexpecting victim.

Dude: Hey baby! Want a fudgesicle?

Girl: Sure.. Mmmm this is good.....What the fuck?? This tastes like shit!!! This is SHIT!!!!! You Bastard

Dude: Yea, don't call me any more. Get the fuck out!!!

by chadsicle January 28, 2005

Swatsicle

By definition, a Nazi testicle.

Go eat a swatsicle.

by isaeed June 13, 2016

shitsicle buttfuck

frozen shit thrusted up the asshole

Steve: Dude that guy just gave that girl a shitsicle buttfuck

Joe: Damn that must've hurt

by ovebvhoeirbvhioerbvih4h45h45h4 October 14, 2009

Shitsicle

When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.

Becky feeds a Shitsicle to her child every day.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008