slort

someone fake. a combination of the words slut, hoe, whore, thot, and idiot. often someone who thinks theyre hot but is really not

ew that girl over there has no ass and a flat chest and shes all over my boyfriend. what a slort

by notkatielol March 21, 2017

slort

The melted ice that forms when eating a slushie. Notoriously difficult to eat.

Don't you hate it when your slushie turns to slort?

by Michael Yu December 11, 2008

Slorts

Dress Slacks cut into shorts, often worn by gay men.

Since when did slorts become an acceptable fashion trend?

by Andy Vantana June 22, 2009