Sloppydog

A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.

Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs...
Dog: (vigorously licks own ass)
Person: That's more like it.

by Nettled June 4, 2004

SloppyBoot

The act of cumming in someone's boots.

Justin dropped Tony' s phone so Tony aggressively busted a frothy load of cum in his boots, leaving Justin with a sloppyboot.

by She Got Trumpd January 20, 2019

SloppyJosh

Verb.; To be seeking sexual pleasure through masturbation only to find a higher form of sexual pleasure within 1 hour.

Person 1: "Yo i was so bored last night man i had nothing to do"

Person 2: "dude I totally sloppyjoshed the shit outta this girl last night...best experience ever."

by Josh Is My Hero November 28, 2010

SloppyMom

A slap in the face, whilst previously spitting in the hand, whilst this is done "Sloppy Mom!" is exclaimed!

Usually from Bully to Nerd

"Hey nerd, SLOPPYMOM!!"

by Luke Yates June 16, 2008

sloppycock

not able to get an erection. dick is full of jelly often bursts leading to major complications

YOU, you sloppycock

by halitosis breath June 4, 2003

Sloppydog

a leet cs player

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

SloppyJoe

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021