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Slop Job

When a girl is over salivating while she sucks a guy off and then it gets really sloppy really fast, talk about a shitty clean up.
Guy #1: "MAN! Last night I got the sloppiest free slop job!"

Guy #2: "Well what do you expect? It's a FREE slop job!"
by MOstner7 January 21, 2015
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Missing Left Slop

Def ;The slop that doesn't go on the right foot, however it does fit the left foot like a glove , but for your foot

Description ; A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from

mean old thorns
Value ; Extremely valuable if you have weak ass feet (a true beach Pc never wears Slops)
Use ; can be used as a slapping devise for those people who just don't know the value of a box of "eet-sum-mor" biscuits

This is really important , My slop has gone missing if you should see It ( It- Because this is 2019 there is no Gender)

please pick It up and look after It , It likes any chocolate cereal or anything with sugar , if you don't want to give something to your kids because the food has too much sugar in It, give that to my missing Left Slop , my Left Slop also hates Sticky Chicken with a passion (salad Sandwich with Mayo over that shit).
It loves long walks on the beach and a good old romantic movie will get you to second base (so from A to B )
Please It is Black and It has a grey strap,

now that I don't have my left slop, i feel incomplete ,also I stood on a thorn ( sad face)
looking for my Missing Left Slop

Me : If anyone sees a Missing Left Slop that is black with a Grey strap and the brand is Lizzard please keep it for me it's mine. It should either be in Skyline, lost property or L2 but it is definitely not in Plett or in Cape Town , the Lizzard Shop has a few slops but none that match, it is also not in Gate Way Mall. With my Slop missing i am forced to do a HandStand until i get it back.

The Internet : Hey Georgie do you want my left Slop?

A thin Plastic or rubber soul ( something Gingers don't have) that goes under the foot and protects you from mean old thorns
by nogarDregniG January 3, 2019
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Bot Slop

When you haven't wiped your bum properley and have shit dribbling down your leg
Mate I haven't wiped my arse properly and have got a serious case of Bot Slop
by Michael Spooner September 5, 2010
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Donkey Slop

When you dip your penis in a tub of Guy Fieri's Donkey Sauce, and then proceed to rub your now sauce covered penis across someone else's face.
Yeah brother, I totally brought out the donkey sauce yesterday and gave her the donkey slop. She loved it.
by Mr. Slop June 7, 2019
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slop top

The last man in a long line of men to anally penetrate a party bottom.
Whenever we have a pass-around party bottom, Andrew always makes sure he's last in line--he's a total slop top.
by twister sisty March 28, 2021
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Slop Lobster

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..
"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.
by livetheshoree February 7, 2010
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cosmic slop

"We're doin the cosmic slop."
by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009
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