Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.

I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.

by Indy the Great January 16, 2019

Slovakian slip and slide

A woman goes down a slip and slide with her legs open while a man waits at the bottom to receive her vagina

That was one hell of a Slovakian slip and slide I didnt know a vagina could bleed that much

by dementedmitch March 4, 2015

Slovakian Jack and Jill

When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.

Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by IJustHaveABetterGamingChair March 4, 2021

Slovakia

A small country in eastern europe that borders with ukraine, czech republic, austria, ukraine and poland. historically it kept getting occupied by foreign powers (mongols, turks, hungarians, germans, russians). used to be a part of Cczechoslovakia while under the power of USSR then they split up when the curtain fell.

The good: -Beatiful countryside. (forests, snowpeaked mountains, lakes)
- Plenty of historical buildings and museums
- Lots of clubs and places of entertainment
- Slovakia along with the Czech Republic have the most beatiful women in europe.
- It plays some of the best hockey in the world and produced players like Demitra, Satan, Hossa, Gaborik...etc

The Bad:
- Horrible government, corrupt, greedy uncaring.
- The eastern part of the country is always forgotten about when it comes to economic development. therofre the eastern part is a little bit behind the western. it is a bit more run-down
- Slovakia gets some really bad rep from idiotic movies like eurotrip and hostel. i wish they stop picking the eastern european countries as the most run-down cespools on the planet. THEY ARE NOT.

This has been a relatively unbiased look on my country. you can take from it what you want. if you are not convinced you should always visit the place and formulate your own opinion.

Slovakia can become a prosperous country if the government will stop filling its pockets

by Misoooo July 26, 2006

slovakian

Somebody who has to give a detailed geography lesson every time they are asked their genetic background.

Rupert: "So what ARE you?"
Patricija: "SLOVAKIAN!"
Rupert: "Ummm, so where exactly is that?"

by Charles the Villainous October 18, 2017

Slovakian Bobsled

The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.

Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?

by The Ape Raper January 27, 2013

Slovakia

A cool country who kicks ass in hockey.

"Peter Bondra, Ziggy Palffy, and Marian Hossa are a few Slovaks who rock at hockey."

by Slovak Matt May 29, 2004