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cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.
by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008
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Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020
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Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
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slobberchop

The act of licking the side of one's own hand and karate chopping someone across the face.
Jessica just slobberchoped him across the face!
by MK76 December 12, 2012
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Slobbering Slap

A slap that is given to you by your 2 best friends in private at the same time.

The people giving the slap, lick their hands and begin to slap their victim over and over.
by Eziooooooooo March 3, 2011
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Slobbering Ganch

A totally revolting person who talks rubbish and needs to be derided.
by funtime frankie June 22, 2011
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Slobberphile

A person who has a strong affinity towards saliva, esp. that of larger breed dogs such as Newfoundlands, Mastiffs, Saint Bernards, etc. But also may include lions, tigers, bears, dragons, and all sorts of other creatures with big tongues.
A slobberphile may also get off from being licked/kissed by such a large slobbery being.
"That guy with the huge mastiff over there is probably, like, a slobberphile or something."
by Albert96.5 December 7, 2016
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