slobbed

To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.

Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!

by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007

slob fetish

an off shoot of a fat fetish which involves a disregard for hygiene, being messy, hedonism, sweat,gas and sometimes scat and water sports}

person 1 "i heard that guy has a slob fetish"
person 2 "weird flex but okay"

by coolnerd22 May 10, 2020

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

slobivore

A person who will eat anything in a sloppy and savage-like manner.

A sloppy mess of a person.
An extremely hungry, sloppy savage.

Upon pulling out of a fast-food drive through, the slobivore already had a burger in their hand.

by Michelle Narducci September 28, 2010

Slob meat

The act of giving head.

Last night my boyfriend looked so good , I couldn’t help but get on my knees for him and slob meat.

by hidear November 5, 2017

slobadon

One who is a disgusting person, eats excessively. Essentially, an extreme slob.

Man, did you see Absalon? He's such a slobadon.

by EthanK March 4, 2008

Slobey

When you shoot a shot into the trash you yell slobey

"Yo steve, they call me slobey"

by n,ewkry8ofivdryilherotuw4 January 11, 2019