Slytherin

A sexy ass house at Hogwarts where the bitches get shit done.

LOOK AT THAT FINE PIECE OF SLYTHERIN ASS.

by ohhhhhhhhh December 11, 2010

slytherin

Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the Gryffindor delusions.

Sexy, Scottish and Slytherin. Take that Gryffindor, we even have alliteration!

by Dia July 5, 2004

sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.

Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.

by Crucius May 27, 2008

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake

a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with

Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.

by Writing the truth December 9, 2011

slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

by Dolbarado April 12, 2013

slither.io

Slither.io: is a game that a guy like Keith or Addison would play.

Slither.oi: Online game that is addicting as fuck it involves snakes eating each other and getting bigger. Soon addicting!

Keith: DUUUDDEEE I almost died playing slither.io!
Addison: You suck.
Kate: So true tho!

by Anreaa June 10, 2016

Slytherin

One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowling's award winning series, Harry Potter.

Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies

The students in Slytherin ARE NOT always mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.

Students in Slytherin
-Me
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!

That boy is so fine, he must be in Slytherin.
Slytherin boys have big wands.
Slytherin is the best house.
He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.
Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.

by Ryleigh April 21, 2008