Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been given a blowjob, or involved in penetration.

I met this girl in the bookstore, took her home, and ended up with a slopcock. She was amazing.

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

Slapcock

Noun- A person who pretends to to have knowledge on a particular subject.

This slapcock has no idea what he's talking about!

by Jayplus October 7, 2019

Slapcock

Another way of telling someone to go fuck themselves

“Hey get off your phone and do your work.”

“Slapcock Ms Leahy”

by Pyrofun509 June 15, 2025