Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

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Slide down the dinosaur

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.

She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

by biatch'ho August 20, 2009

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Shinedown

An awesome rock band...Songs include: Stanger Inside (my fav.), 45, Fly From the Inside, Left Out, Burning Bright...and so on. You should definitly listen to them.

Me: Have you eva heard of Shinedown?
Person1: Hell yes, I luff them!
Person2: Are you kidding...they suck...
Me: *grabs her really hot french fry and stabs person2 in the eye*

by Midnight October 4, 2004

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Shinedown

A great rock band from Jacksonville, Florida! Members are Brent Smith(singer), Barry Kerch(Drummer), Eric Bass(Bass player), and Zach Myers(guitarist). Most popular songs are 45, Simple Man cover, and Second Chance. They have 3 albums (Leave a Whisper, Us and Them, and Sound of Madness) and their 4th album is supposed to be released in 2012. Great band!!

And I'm staring down the barrel of a 45, swimming through the ashes of another life.

-"45", Shinedown 'Leave A Whisper'

by YPIAG April 26, 2011

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