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Sleeper Computer

An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.
1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009
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footed sleeper

One piece baby suit that looks like a 1 piece PJ with sown in socks. Very warm and comfertable. Also made from blanket matterial (Blanket-sleeper)
"Can you remrber your first Footed sleeper?"
"Yesterday i bought me a adult size Footed Sleeper and man, it's so warm and comfy!"
by Killy the Fox April 4, 2004
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Couch sleeper

More commonly referred to as a dirty hipster, a couch sleeper is an individual who engages with other hippies in a social setting, typically have a low standard of living, and don't take showers as often as they should. They also have no problem sleeping on the couch of someone they just met, and typically do it every weekend.

They love indie bands such as Grouplove, and Passion Pit.
This dirty hipster invited me to burning man this year, but there's no way in hell I'm going, nothing but a bunch of couch sleepers there.
by DJ Big J June 18, 2016
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sleepwank

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.
Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.
by AnimusNine April 28, 2009
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Sleeper Build

when a guy looks skinny and doesn't lift , but when he flexes his muscles he looks massive .
Adam: tbh u look like u don't lift.
Mac: that's called Sleeper Build dumbass.
by playboiiii1 September 25, 2022
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rough sleeper

The term Rough-Sleeper is used to define homeless people in British slang. It's etymology arises from sleeping in rough conditions such as on the street.
Rough sleepers were seen bedded-down on benches.
by Notorious_bob April 19, 2017
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Sleepwatching

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.
by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019
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