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Swagitude

A bitchy person with confidence, swagger and attitude.

A fashionably dressed individual with confidence and swag.
Damn, there's no need for all that swagitude;
Calm down with all that swagitude;
by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018
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servitude

1) Serve action or ownage - "You got served."

2) Slavery, free labor or labor to pay off a debt.
1) I tried playing final fantasy tactics online. I was completely decimated. All that was typed by the opposition was "servitude." Indeed it was.

2) The 14th amendment ended involuntary servitude, unless a crime was committed.
by Mike October 12, 2004
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slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.
I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.
by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006
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satitude

"i don't need your satitude today"
by lime4 March 26, 2017
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Salvitude

Your attitude towards salvation.
When the world is about to end my salvitude will be low.
by Shakin Bake April 5, 2011
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Generational Indentured Servitude

Generationally Indentured Servitude is white people indenturing other white people to work for them; they believe they're "Earning An Honest Living" as "employees" or "small businesses" or "mom & pop shop" by means of; work harder not necessarily smarter, no minimum wage increases despite gross inflation, keep paying countless taxes, keep filing taxes hoping for a return, don't tax the wealthy, conceivably secure a 'nest egg' and anticipate retirement by 65 • but it's really 70 • all in the hopes of becoming a thousandaires while the ones they worked for became gross millionaires... and billionaires and so on.. and they double down that anyone who didn't get to become a thousandaire is their own fault, and themselves not becoming a millionaire is because democrats and lazy people - Not Rightists ALEC - despite ALEC Exposed proving otherwise!
Cashier "your total is $20.18"
Older Man "so many businesses closed because people and kids are lazy and don't want to work these days"

*others nodded in agreement*
Cashier "$10 sir and all these registers are open for you all today because people are working but not for much money "
Older man "I can't find my EBT card"
Cashier "you can't buy alcohol with EBT sir"
Older Man "all my money goes to rent and I'm retired... you should have done better in school and you'd have a better job"
Older Woman "Bob I know you, you had a trade but you're broke, use ebt and even with trade school you still been in and out of jobs and jail.. leave this kid and others alone.. Don't be a hypocrite"
Older Man "See if I would've been a better employee and tried better I wouldn't be in this spot"
Older Woman "that's right - you could've been a broke machine shop owner who's lost their business instead of a broke retired employee - big deal - thank goodness for good ol generational indentured servitude for not keeping us a float and broke oh the joy!

Older Man "we'll at least I'm not like 'others' out there who've spent their whole lives on welfare"
Cashier "sir have a good day..... next".

Older Woman ".. must be nice being at the top of the food chain and still losing: and we know what he means by others : what a sheep and what loser"

Cashier "facts"
by FerrariUnicorn February 19, 2023
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shlatitude

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.
"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."
by Scott March 30, 2004
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