Slaughterhouse

Action verb
An act of masturbation where a man cums all over the inside of his blanket than continues to fall asleep whilst covered in jizz

Man, last night I was so lazy that I decided to slaughterhouse it.

by Peypeyhall October 24, 2017

Slaughterhouse

Triple penetration with three guys on one girl

Can be found in thesaurus as Gatortrain.

Dude let's go slaughterhouse that Gator!

by Altonfall July 17, 2011

slaughterhouse

Verb - While having sex with a girl in the doggy position, reach around and put your fingers in her nose. Pull back so her face takes on a pig like look and run a red marker across her neck. Now when she does the walk of shame, everyone knows that she left the slaughterhouse.

Look at Angela's neck, she must have gotten the slaughterhouse last night.

by Rich Mathy January 16, 2008

Slaughterhouse from GD

Slaughterhouse is a level in Geometry Dash built by IcedcaveOG and verified by SpaceUK. It is currently the #1 hardest level in the game (as of 10th of November 2021).

-Dam did you see Slaughterhouse?
-The place where animals are killed for food?
-NO! Slaughterhouse from GD, the level by icedcave.
-Oh yeah it was verified like a couple days ago.

by SHOTItt_ November 10, 2021

slaughterhouse favre

A situation in which a man cums, announcing he is finished, but then resumes a short time later. This carries on for some time, until the man herniates a disc and discovers the victims vagina resembles the entrails of dead livestock.

Brett Favre performed the first documented slaughterhouse favre on national television in July 2008.

by CMac01 December 28, 2009

Slaughterhouse-Five

Person who wrote the other definition is a spiteful peace of shit who hates school to fit in. School is fucked but this book is great and a breath of fresh air from the other dogshit in the curriculum. This book is fucking fuego

God, I hate Mrs. Wilson's class, but Slaughterhouse-Five lowkey slaps.

by V0nnegut May 9, 2020

Slaughterhouse-Five

A book by Kurt Vonnegut where this guy named Billy Pilgrim gets absolutely shit on during World War 1, the '60s, and the future all at the same time. During World War 1 Billy over here pissed off this guy named Roland Weary who died on his way to some concentration camps but Roland over here wanted blood so he got this guy named Paul Lazarro to fry his ass. Lazarro does it but he takes his sweet ass time doing it, finally getting around to it in the '70s. In the '60s Billy lives as an optometrist who has a huge wife. Like TLC My 600 Pound Life level weight on that person. She also had the IQ of a lukewarm potato. She got in a car accident on her way to meet Billy in the hospital and her muffler fell off and she died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the parking lot. What a dumbass. In the future, Billy gets abducted by aliens. They aren't the Aliens type of aliens and instead of forcing Billy to give the most aggressive blowjob ever, they hook him up. This Montana Wildhack that they have for him must be some repayment for his fatass wife because she was fine. One thing leads to another and they fuck. The creepy-ass, spider fucked a plunger-looking Tralfamadorians decided to enjoy the show. Then some other shit happens and then Billy dies. So it goes.

Billy Pilgrim got absolutely shit on in Slaughterhouse-Five

by FunLitDefinitions March 8, 2021