N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
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"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."
"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
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a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.
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Get the scatterfold mug.Starting anew, with a fresh approach. A clean slate begins with the action of 'wiping the slate clean'.
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