usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..
by Ikaika November 24, 2006
Get the slap-dickmug. say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to 
also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh
also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh
by Gabe & Ken October 9, 2008
Get the slap dicksmug. by Pussy master January 22, 2014
Get the slap dicking aroundmug. December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019
Get the Slap Dick Decembermug. by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
Get the slap a dick on itmug. by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009
Get the slap some dick on itmug. When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.
Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
Son: Slap my dick, bitch.
by Pamphilos October 7, 2017
Get the slap my dickmug.