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Skimming

Short for "skimboarding", the sport of running and jumping on a specially made board and skimming over the surface of the water (usually at the beach). The 2 types of skimming are:

- Sandskimming -
Done by skimming parallel to the beach across a thin layer of water, usually on a sandbar or other flat area. Almost all skimmers start this way, although there's lots of room for expertise with advanced sandskimming tricks.

- Wave-riding -
With wave riding you start higher on the beach, and run down the slope hopefully getting on your board before the shoal drops off. From there you ride out to a wave, carve into it and ride it in, performing your bag of tricks along the way.
"hey you guys wanna get some surf?"
"nah man, the surf sucks, i'd rather gargle cat wiz... I just wanna skim today."
by SotaSkimmer April 6, 2005
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Skyrimia

The illness one gets after purchasing skyrim on the 11/11/11, hence making said person unable to turn up for work, uni, school ecetcera.
Mike: Hey joe why weren't you in all last week?

Joe: Sorry man, I had an awful bout of skyrimia.
by yahyahsi November 26, 2011
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Skyrimitis

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.
How will you be paying for that sir?

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A

That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC
by 1Head November 3, 2018
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Strimming

Trimming anal hair so thick that a strimmer has to be used, instead of conventional means
Michael: 'What did you get up to last night Steve W?'
Steve W: 'I strimmed this bird, initially we tried anal with copious lube, but even that couldn't circumnavigate the anal forest. Tried to force my cock in but couldn't see my wood for the anal forest, so had to do some Strimming instead'
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016
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skimming

Taking the details off a card at an ATM
usually by adding an additional card
reader onto the original slot. The details
are used to make a fake duplicate. The
pin number is obtained by watching or
filming the victim as he types it in.
I was a victim of skimming because
2 hours after taking some money out of
a cash machine in Soho, 300 pounds was
taken out of my account at another machine in Brixton - and I was nowhere near there at the time.
by English Boy December 10, 2004
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skimming the butter

The act of luring the ugly fat friend away from a group of hot girls.
"Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".
by Macaroni Maniac October 5, 2017
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Skriminade

A sonic drink created by a young gripper

Which contains Lemonade blue, coconut water, strawberries, and Ice
“Aye fam you trying to go to sonic and get that Skriminade huh?”
by Neïïïł April 24, 2020
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