skum punk

crusty punk, that does not take shower, often lives under bridges, walks the streets while piercing various body parts because they "like the attention".

My ex-boyfriend.
"Why can't I get a job?!?!"
Maybe it's because you smell like onions.

by Tash October 28, 2004

skum run

Going for a grog run and paying with coins.

Shortened to 'skummer'/'skumming'.

(If you're purchasing rum, it becomes a 'rum skum run', which becomes increasingly difficult to say each time you go for one.)

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Dude 1: man, grog shop closes in 15 minutes and I can't find my 20 bucks!

Dude 2: fuck the 20! grab all the coins you can, we're going for a skum run.

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Bro A: 1.. 2.. 4.. 6.. 7.. 7.50.. 8.. 8.50.. 9.. 9.50.. 10.. 10.50.. 10.70, 10.80, 10.90, 10.95.... 11! SKUMMING TIME!

by D Guevara July 6, 2011

skum trackies

tracksuit pants you wear that are old and dirty. they often have paint stains and holes

i went shopping and wore my skum trackies

by gHetTo boOtie May 3, 2008

Skum Skuinch

When you're not rizz with the W of the skibidi and gyatt that scrim.

You are so Skum Skuinch!!!

by Zeff Side May 20, 2024

Skum-Baggery

General skum-bag shit usually committed by The Spectacular Skum-Bagz

Charli Butter and Dirty Doe committed an act of skum-baggery when they sold me a gram of msg for 100 dollars

by Charli Butter March 13, 2026

Kernel Skum

Is a term used after eating a big bag of Orville Redenbacher popcorn, when all the kernels that did not pop mix in with the leftover crumbs of popcorn that your body needs to eat because your still hungry, but instead pick up the kernel and bite and get pissed off so you throw it away.

"Bill for fuck sakes don't eat all the popcorn! Save me some I don't want none of that kernel skum."

by yeeson March 11, 2009

Retched skum

Retched skum is a dirty fukker whom wants to eat the bloodclart money out your pockets.

Steve (your good friend) :Paul can I borrow £10 and I will give you it back Friday.

Paul : yeah sure I need that money back

Steve : calls Paul on the Friday and says I don’t have the money.

Paul : I need my money RIGHT NOW!

Steve : NO IM NOT GIVING YOU IT .

Paul : I’m gonna kill your family if you don’t give it me in the next 2 days.

Steve : NAH DON NOT HAPPENING.

Paul : 2 days have passed and I don’t have my money so I’m gonna pull out the Mac 10 on his family and gat them down the RETCHED SKUM.

by RicenPeas1#1 October 27, 2018