Skullfucker 

Anyone who is currently riding the hobby horse with the cute blue guy from PVP.
Anyone who DESIRES to ride the hobby horse with said cute blue guy.

Man that Robbie is such a Skullfucker.

Skullfucker by Kix May 4, 2004

spellfucker 

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone

I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."

spellfucker by JipFurr April 8, 2011

Skullfuck 

v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.

"Look at me while I skullfuck you"

Skullfuck by Temptation September 7, 2005

skullfuckable 

(of a woman) sexually attractive enough to irrumate.

Your mother is skullfuckable

skullfuckable by David Loller October 4, 2019

Governmentally Skullfucked 

To have your eye removed from your socket and boned in the socket by the Gov.

We tried to raid area 51 and we were totally Governmentally skullfucked.

Governmentally Skullfucked by Marky mark and de funky bunch! August 7, 2010

Skullfuckery 

Malicious mockery, directed at one individual, with the intention of causing that individual mental and emotional anguish on a comparable level to having their eye socket violated with a hard cylindrical object.

1: That was some pretty serious Skullfuckery there man.

2: Yeah, she's crying in the corner like you just raped her puppy.

Skullfuckery by spazmate December 8, 2009

skullsucker 

(n.) A jaded, stupid or unimaginative person who, by his/her negative or ambivalent reaction to another person's enthusiastic plan or idea, or by a general malaise about everything, sucks the life force directly out of the other person's brain.

I don't discuss my plans around him anymore; I've learned the hard way that he's nothing but a skullsucker.

She's the worst kind of skullsucker: somebody who thinks that her ideas about what's "realistic" are helpful.

Every time I leave that skullsucker, I feel drained and one day closer to death.

skullsucker by COrcutt February 13, 2014