sketty

Abbrev. for Spaghetti or long noodles. Can be used with additions. Example 'Sketty Bolognase'. Also the name of a small South West Wales village.

I'll just cook some sketty.

by luke thomas November 17, 2003

Betty etty sketty fetty

A huge fucking weapon and everyone that is lucky enough to be in it should be proud

Betty etty sketty fetty is genuinely a huge weapon and is just amazing

by Betttyyy May 1, 2019

Sweaty sketty girls

Slags who are sweaty

Look at them sweaty sketty girls

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Sketty Syndrome

Sketty Syndrome;

If you have a constant recurring illness and have more than enough allergies, you might be diagnosed with Sketty Syndrome.

If you find yourself coming out in bleeding hives and get lip piercing, you may be infected with such a syndrome.

Guy 1; I found out the other day i have ANOTHER allergy, i can't believe i'm allergic to banana's.

Guy 2; Man that really sucks, I think you may have Sketty Syndrome.

by Froudsterr August 4, 2010

sketty bitches

a group of girls who drink on the streets have outdoor sex smoke and do drugs they are underage and are pathetic

dave: oh look at those sketty bitches!
pauline: its probably just georgah and co

by zombiechild666 October 1, 2012

Sketty Mare

A deplorable excuse for a girl, this encompasses ratty scene girls, townies and general nutters, slags and skanks.

What a fucking sket! (Sketty mare)

Who was that sketty mare?

Put your clunge away you sketty mare!

by Rossi Graham June 9, 2011

Spretty

A wound to the anus or nearby tissue

"oh John's got a hell of a spretty since Pam pegged him"

by Shhffhrb June 9, 2018