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Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
by LLeaky June 7, 2018
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poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011
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Spooning

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it
Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!
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spooning buddies

A friend who all you do is spoon but not will happen romantically other than spooning
Danielle and I are spooning buddies but nothing else will happen between us.
by Tom Aaron September 8, 2005
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online spooning

being in constant contact with one person using 3 or more simultaneous IM applications ... especially if IM applications can do both video and audio.
Troels had AIM, Skype and Yahoo Messenger open ... totally online spooning with his homies.
by skamuf January 18, 2010
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The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013
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spooning

A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"
Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!
by @tight_and_bright April 11, 2015
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