Snorf

A very large sniff. Too much to be a sniff. Not enough time to be considered smelling.

You gotta come snorf this.

by RunawayTra1n August 2, 2018

shnorf

Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).

Darnit, I can't go away this weekend because I have to stay home and crank out some shnorf!

by thesalamander August 18, 2013

snorfl

rofling so hard that you snort.

Guy: (texts something really funny to his friend)
Friend: snorfl

by Inkbeard February 2, 2010

snorfling

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.

Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.

by nuttybunny September 25, 2013

snorfing

that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is

Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.

by ami413 September 1, 2013

Shnorfenwoozitz!

when you finally get your ice cream and your service is slow at deborahs

Oh shnorfenwoozitz! where is my ice cream

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Snorfle

Another For Wenis (The skin on your elbow)

A kid felt his Snorfle

by TheNutNialator September 17, 2023