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Skateboarding

Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.
HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
by 75283skate March 24, 2011
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Shlatulence

The polite term for the word "shart".
When you pass gas with the bonus of pooh.
Whoops, looks like I'm gonna need a new pair of boxers after that shlatulence.
by jaxst November 27, 2010
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skateeze

les go skateeze tonight.
by flint mcinnis September 22, 2007
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Skateboarding is not a crime

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.
Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.
by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008
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Skateboard Alley

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.
I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!
by howellnjroots May 18, 2011
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bag skate

A hockey practice where players are forced to do repetitive skating drills until they are exhausted, or have "skated their bags off". It's often used as punishment for an underperforming team.
After losing the game, the team was bag skated. Hopefully they play better next game.
by memememememememeee February 27, 2009
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Salata Juice

The X factor possessed by a very finite number of individuals.
She said she wasn't going to hook up with anyone, but she just couldn't resist his advances once he turned the Salata Juice on.
by XxCharisma January 16, 2013
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