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SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.
Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009
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Shimmerance

An object that has a shimmering glow to it
"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."
by Bassidhound September 18, 2012
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simmer down

Simmer down!
by Dominick January 14, 2004
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Swimmer Shoulders

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.
Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".
by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010
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Shimmerick

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.
Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."
by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016
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Washed swimmers

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.
Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.
by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022
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Swimmer's trance

(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.
Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.
by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007
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