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shlumperdumper

A shlumperdumber is an extreamly large cock.
Frank has a shlumperdumper, he is very large!
by Shlumperdumber February 23, 2017
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Slumper

A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.
Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.
by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022
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shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine
"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."
by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023
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slumper

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.
ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!
by bigpermz July 3, 2005
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Skimper

1. A person who often skimps people out of bags of marijuana

2. A person who stuffs small and often shwaggy bowls or blunts

3. a word to describe something as "unfit"
1. Wow, Dustin only gave us 1.2 grams for a dime, what a skimper

2. Jeremy's bowl only went around a 3 person circle 1 time, it was a skimper

3. This party is skimper, nobody has match
by Joe Vangay August 19, 2009
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skilmer

dude: do you skate?
skilmer: yeah
dude: do you film
skilmer: yeah
dude: what are you lol?
skilmer: a fucking skilmer!!!!11
by vx1000e April 20, 2008
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Skillimperork

A person who takes a dick up the ass till they shit bloody cum and then they inject the bloody cum into their eyes, and they run around saying they are high
Oh my gosh Rebecca is running around telling everybody she is high when everybody knows what she did last night. Fuckin skillimperork!
by HugeFuckinPussy January 4, 2012
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