Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

by brewski210 August 28, 2022

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

Human Skewer

When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.

Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"

by 5 Finger Xbox May 18, 2011

pork skewer

To give a blow job and take it up the ass simultaneously.

What a whore. Last night she pulled a pork skewer

by james May 13, 2005

Triflin-skewer

One who's so desperate they are willing to disrespect and throw away family and friendship to get with your ex. A leftover chasing, low, dirty, shameless person.

I can't believe Henney is a

"triflin-skewer"! After all the times the fam showed him love in state and out.

by PinkFunDog July 24, 2019

skewer screwed

From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.

Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.

by nightmareonfriday October 22, 2009

Snowball skewer

When your boy wakes up with morning wood and you pierce a snowball with his boner

I was up in Tahoe with the boys and my homie woke me up with snowball skewer

by Simple yak January 15, 2022