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sketchopotamus

1) A "sketchy" (creepy/shady) person who watches from a distance but scarcely moves, similar to how a hippopotamus peers out of the water with only it's eyes but remains still.

2) A not-so-subtle way of alluding to someone's sketchiness.
1) Jim- Anyone else notice the guy over there peering over his menu?

Sally- Yeah.

George - Yeah man, he's been doing that for like an hour. What a f***ing sketchopotamus.

2) Billy- I'm not so sure I trust that Frank guy you've been hanging around with, Lisa.

Lisa- What do you mean? He's a total sweetheart. Just yesterday, I ran into him at the supermarket and then AGAIN at the dry cleaner.

Billy- Let me just put it this way: if Frank had a favorite animal, it would be a sketchopotamus.
by SirBeefcake August 10, 2010
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Sketchout

(skeck-owt)
-noun
1. A moment is in which someone is totally weirded out by either life or the sketchy behavior of another person.

2. A slight panic attack-like reaction to too much sketchiness.
Gina's sketchout occured on account of seeing her ex's (who didn't want to be in a relationship) facebook relationship status changed to in a relationship one day after their breakup.
by Mikey27 January 9, 2010
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sketcholepsy

A chronic disease in which the sufferer often will uncontrollably sketch off. A debilitating stigma follows the sufferer, and they often have trouble keeping friends and getting laid.
John, a long time sufferer of sketcholepsy, has been with a woman only twice. However, both experiences ended in violent sketch offs, in which he disappeared in less than 3 seconds.

His best guess as to what a female breast feels like is a bag of sand, thanks for his favorite movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Maxer64 November 27, 2007
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sketchbook

1. the opposite of textbook, in terms of appearance or maneuvers; sloppy, sketchy, antitextbook
Did you see that nasty ass kickflip? It was so sketchbook
by eyeloveyoumore March 6, 2007
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Sketchboo

it's how intense weebs say sketchbook.
hey guys i brought my sketchboo with me today!
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
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sketchmobile

A car, van, bus, or otherwise four-wheeled vehicle that is decidedly sketchy. These tend to be found in parking lots at night, off in that one far corner in the dark. If you can't walk by it without getting the feeling some strung out tweeker is about to jump out of it and attack you, it's not a true sketchmobile.
A dirty, old Winnebago stationed next to a park at night, under a tree, with little flashes of light and coughing noises coming from the inside.
"Look! It's the sketchmobile!"
by Dayraven June 15, 2006
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Sketchbook Sketchbook

The notebook Moriah Elizabeth uses to roughly barking sound effect here draw out her sketches before drawing them in her actual sketchbook.
Moriah: before they become sketches in the sketchbook, they become sketches in the sketchbook sketchbook.
by Aiko_Aoyama November 7, 2020
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