spankerchief

(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.

When my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.

by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008

spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.

my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.

by kawboy220 June 22, 2009

spankerchief

material used to wipe your load off

by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003

Spankerchief

a hankerchief that you cum on

wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

by Mitch Meyer April 8, 2008

Stankerchief

When someone offers you their handkerchief to wipe your face, butt instead you wipe your ass with it.

Ah damnit Duncan, you made it a stankerchief!

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Stankerchief

A non reusable cloth that guys use to blow their nose, wipe off sweat, palm, blow their nose again, then finally put it in their pocket.

Me: hey Jim, why did you grab an extra paper towel from the bathroom?

Jim: I’m using it as my stankerchief, because I have a really bad runny nose today.

by JeranimoAus April 8, 2024