Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!

A example of a OMG phrase

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!

by mjd15 June 23, 2010

SafeSearch

The only thing between you and using Google to find all kinds of porn.

Turn of SafeSearch and ypu can find all the porn you want on Google.

by anonymous March 9, 2005

skafiskafnjak

"Skafiskafnjak" is one of the hardest words to say for Croatian/Serbian/Bosnian people, its very funny word that doesn't really have a real definiton. Its just hard to say.

A:Hey dude say "skafiskafnjak"!
B:Skalirafnka
A: Hahahahaha

by ThisGuyIsAwesomeBro February 27, 2017

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

Hit skates

to run from someone or something, usually from the cops

I have a warrant out for my arrest so if the cops show up to this party, I'm definitely hitting skates

those guys we fought earlier are back with all their friends. Let's hit skates!

by Slingblade7 March 28, 2010

Jimmy Skates

Hypothetical 'skates' used in a situation where one must hurry.
To ask some one to put on their jimmy skates, is to ask them to hurry up.

"Get your skates. Get em on. Get ya Jimmy Skates."

by pesos February 29, 2008

ShafeSex

During anal sex, it's the act of leaving a cream pie in your partners booty, then taking a dollop of the booty flavor enhanced cream and wiping it on the partners nose. Also known as a Dr. Evil or Chocolate Ass Cream

My partner has a crazy fetish for ShafeSex.

by Mister first class March 8, 2017