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Noun - 1. One who has achieved total nirvana, is savvy in everything he does and is most excellent indeed.
Adj. - 2. Completely and totally crazy-go-nuts.
3. All-knowing.
1. Wow, that guy was one of THE coolest people I've ever met, but he's got nothing on Skofes.
2. That DJ at the party last nightt was so Skofes!
3. Whoa, I never knew you were so Skofes.
Skofes by Skofes July 23, 2003
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SkonesMickLoud 

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.
Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!
SkonesMickLoud by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009
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1.verb: to smoke

2.noun: a cigarette, or fag.
1. i'm going to go for a skofe break.

did you see those excellent skofe rings?

she went to skofe a fag.

2. do you have a skofe?
skofe by freesaffran January 12, 2008
A form of smoking marijuana which originated in Lower Town Ottawa.A Skafe is a bong toke which contains the mixture of batch i.e (Tobacco) and weed ie(Marijuana). A Skafe may also contain a Tobacco stop which allows the bowl to be packed to the brim with a mix of weed. Which is than inhaled by the stoner through the use of a bong. Not to be mistaken by its cousin Mr. Poppa ! Weed +Tobacco+ bong = Skafe
Hey Plankton do you want to smoke skafes? Why not Bateson just make sure the bowl is packed with more batch than weed. I like it better that way !
Skafes by 00Grizz January 24, 2009
a man who cannot shower correctly or brush his teeth, and has greasy hair. he thinks he is a sexy beast but is actually so repulsive that you cannot imagine anyone in the world you would pick him over to have sex with. "skodes" will have tendencies to stare creepily at you, and when he realises you dont like him he will lash out at you.
person 1: omg see that guy over there?
person 2: yea!
person 1: he keeps staring at me and it's making me uncomfortable
Person 2: oh dont worry about him he is just skodes, he does that to everyone
skodes by ruttah August 22, 2011
Wow, you amaze me, you really are a skofs!
skofs by Lucky one January 25, 2019
Hey man I don't get paid until Friday, could you lend me some skokes?
Skokes by Mr.Mids September 29, 2010
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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