When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
by VillanovaJC March 14, 2011
by rw-lad August 13, 2008
by Toryyuuuu July 17, 2021
A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.
Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.
Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.
by Alexob April 6, 2014
by arf arf arf July 23, 2021
To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.
by Lee Brody March 11, 2009