Broseph Stalin

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Ballin' Like Stalin

When you ball so hard it's as if you're the man of steel himself.

Christo: "Did you see Michael Jordan in the basketball game last night, he was on fire, he was Ballin' Like Stalin."
Tim: Yeah b, yeah."

by FangStix March 11, 2016

Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951

Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!

by Stalin himself September 12, 2017

sitlali

Sitlali is a beautiful girl smart nice and very talented she is only mean when someone messes with her and everyone likes her

Sitlali is a beautiful girl

by Citlali October 3, 2017

white chocolate stalion

when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom

ariana: i got some leftover white chocolate stalion last night want some

diana: no i dont want none but who got u it they probably got godd d

by Speedy Freedy Dequaveon August 20, 2020

Stalinium

An element from the periodic table of awesome. The only known source comes from the blood of Josef Stalin. 1000 times more radioactive than radium.

Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.

"Stalinium, found only in Stalin's blood, is the reason Stalin is the epitomy of awesome."

by mark_oo00 May 15, 2006

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...

Joseph Stalin was an arrogant stubborn dick.

by John()Smith February 5, 2019