butt scrumping 

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

butt scrumping by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Scrumping 

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.

When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.

Scrumping by Arshakuni October 25, 2007

bum scrumping 

It is the phrase given to gay men who go out at night looking for other me. Gay men who are in escene going on the pull. They are often the ones found at the bar scanning the room much how a non gay person would if looking for a girl, the main difference is that they are looking for a 'bum' to 'scrump' (steal).

Spyro: Left go scrumping...
Roz: What bum scrumping...
Spyro: No Urban.... whats bum scrumping...
Roz: Isnt that what gay people do when they are on the pull?
Spyro: I am sure i dont know!

bum scrumping by Spyro18 October 18, 2006

scrumpin 

Having sexual intercourse.

We were scrumpin like rabbits.

scrumpin by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

Urban Scrumping 

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

Urban Scrumping by Madde February 7, 2008

sircumpants 

A real sicko adult male who lives his life demanding respect while having obvious cum stains on his pants. Sometimes a teacher.

Sircumpants: When was the Magna Carta signed? Remember to address me as Mr. Johnson, class.
Student 1: I don't know, but you've got some jizz stains on your khakis and it's gross.
Student 2: We're in Kindergarten and your boner is scaring us.

sircumpants by von groovy June 14, 2017

sirrupi 

the one soul.. whose smile so bright it makes everything shine....so pure..u cant help but smile seeing it,..soo energetic it makes everything happy and soo kind and understanding , that it doesnt even acknowledge itself....and no one can smile like her..thats y she is soo special, and always will be special...and her siggu...cant be without her..cries...thinking..wat his life would be..without her...and you will always be greatfull...to have her in your life

sirrupi, am urs🥺, always be my sirrupi💙

sirrupi by dumbumisallik February 19, 2022