(or Morale Suppression Squad) A group of individuals who can manage to take the joy out of just about everything. (See buzz kill). These folks are miserable bastards and tend to hang out together because of their dysfunctional home or personal life.
Since they are miserable bastards The Morale Suppression Team thinks you should be as well. They are the folks who remind you that whatever you are doing and no matter how much fun you may be having, whatever it may be is against the rules or rude or whatever. No matter how stupid their objection may be they insist on sucking the life out of any room with their constant sniping, bitching and nit picking. Also See Mother In Law ,Jerry Falwelland Dr Phil
They are managers who schedule team meetings... on Friday...at 400 PM. They are Elementary school hall monitors. They are Nuns with metal rulers. They are Resident Assistants in college. They are Parking Enforcement cops who write tickets for parking 3 minutes before the free parking period begins. They are Airline Ticket agent who charge you $75 for being 1 pound over weight. They work in restaurants and refuse to items on the breakfast menu at 9:47. They are Republicans..They are the Morale Suppression Team and more than likely you know one or two or three...maybe you are one.
Since they are miserable bastards The Morale Suppression Team thinks you should be as well. They are the folks who remind you that whatever you are doing and no matter how much fun you may be having, whatever it may be is against the rules or rude or whatever. No matter how stupid their objection may be they insist on sucking the life out of any room with their constant sniping, bitching and nit picking. Also See Mother In Law ,Jerry Falwelland Dr Phil
They are managers who schedule team meetings... on Friday...at 400 PM. They are Elementary school hall monitors. They are Nuns with metal rulers. They are Resident Assistants in college. They are Parking Enforcement cops who write tickets for parking 3 minutes before the free parking period begins. They are Airline Ticket agent who charge you $75 for being 1 pound over weight. They work in restaurants and refuse to items on the breakfast menu at 9:47. They are Republicans..They are the Morale Suppression Team and more than likely you know one or two or three...maybe you are one.
Oh shit, put away that blunt the Morale Suppression Team is coming!
Hey what happened to my sandwich dude...I wasn't finished!
Sorry dude the Morale Suppression Team came by and said there was no eating in the study area.
Hey what happened to my sandwich dude...I wasn't finished!
Sorry dude the Morale Suppression Team came by and said there was no eating in the study area.
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The sad feeling you get when you couldn't fit everything you needed into the SnapChat video the first time you recorded it. Then you go to record it a second time, and everything just looks so staged. Also defined as any sadness that arises from SnapChat.
"Wow, my volume was off while the video was playing. I missed everything you said. I'm so Snapressed."
"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."
"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."
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Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.
Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.
Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.
(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?
(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?
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Coined by William Dean A. Garner
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Coined by William Dean A. Garner
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The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
The kids weren't amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and Coco the clown was running out of ideas. He had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn't get paid for the gig. All of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.
Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.
Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.
Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.
Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.
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