An incredibly stupid person. Usually found attempting to write a scathingly sarcastic comment and then misspelling the simple words in it. Also one who misspells swear words.
She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!
by Karinmag October 6, 2015
Get the Simpletonmug. The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.
by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020
Get the Simpletonmug. Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.
by Marc Christian September 26, 2008
Get the Simpletonmug. simpleton is the ultimate and final form of simp. being a simpleton is accomplishing something that i never thought could be accomplished. this means that you are able to skillfully simp so amazingly that she actually turns into your friend. let’s not be hasty here, originally she dismisses your subtle yet completely obvious forms of compliments. but she overlooks that and becomes one of your closest friends. one of the main examples is sleek veek. he sets the bar for us all. he is truly the master simpleton
*boy and girl walk past*
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?
Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?
Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now
by fish bish May 5, 2020
Get the Simpletonmug. by stroydex October 30, 2013
Get the simpletonmug. michelle everest, simpleton
by dictioanrylady December 20, 2008
Get the simpletonmug. by narambae August 24, 2016
Get the simpletonmug.