Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

Simpression

When your a simp but with depression

I have simpression

by Sir-ma’ma June 22, 2020

Simpress

A woman who is an empress of simps; get's a lot of attention and has a following of people who simp for her.

"Damn she's truly a Simpress, look at all these comments."

by TheSimpress January 9, 2021

Simpress

1. Brook

2. A female simp

Brook is a simpress because she'll do anything for a guy.

by LajeeBoi March 22, 2020

Simpress

a very dedicated giver and enjoyer to him who is a simperor

the simpress peeled off his unease and made him forget for a minute who he was. or thought he was.

"I look into the familiar depth of your eyes - it draws me closer and closer (does it ever end?) - silencing my questions (what was i going to ask?) except for one"

by Krkič May 2, 2021

Simpressive

When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.

John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.

by bentslightly January 4, 2022

Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020